Lord shiva

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One day, Lord Shiva decided to visit the earth and try some alcohol. So he
changed his get-up and went to a bar in Delhi and asked the Bartender:
"What all do u have?"
Bartender: "We have whisky, rum, vodka, gin, beer etc."

Lord Shiva: "Let's try whisky first, give me 5 bottles of whisky". After
having 5 bottles of whisky, Lord Shiva decided to try Rum.

Bartender was shocked:" Who is this man, after having 5 bottles of whisky,
he is still on his feet".

After having 5 bottles of Rum, Shiva decided to have beer. After having 40
bottles of beer, he asked the Bartender for Gin.

Bartender couldn't stop himself asking him: "Sir, who are you?? I ve seen
people getting drunk after having 4 glasses of whisky, and you've almost
had 50 bottles and you are still on your feet, who are you"???

Lord Shiva: "Vats, Hum Bhagwaan Shiv hain". (Dear child, I am lord Shiva)

Bartender: Aab chadhi sale ko!!! (The kick start now for this *#$%#$%*^%

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