Sweet nothing

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:  Living on Earth is expensive,  but it does include a free trip  Around the sun every year.    How long a minute is  depends on what side of the  bathroom door you're on.  Birthdays are good for you;  the more you have,  the longer you live.    Happiness comes through doors you  didn't even know you left open.    Ever notice that the people who are late  are often much jollier  than the people who have to wait for them?  Most of us go to our grave  with our music still inside of us.  If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,  how come nothing is free yet?  You may be only one person in the world,  but you may also be the world to one person.    Some mistakes are too much fun  to only make once.    Don't cry because it's over;  smile because it happened.    We could learn a lot from crayons:  some are sharp, some are pretty,  some are dull, some have weird names,  and all are different colors....but  they all exist very nicely in the same box.    A truly happy person is one who  can enjoy the scenery on a detour.  Have an awesome day, and  know that someone  who thinks you're great  has thought about you today!..  "And that person was me.".....  Please don't keep this message  to yourself.....send it to those  who mean so much to you.... "NOW".    Working for God on earth does not pay much,  but His Retirement plan is out of this world.