The story of a ......

This is a story about
a Fly, a Fish, a Bear
a Hunter, a Mouse and a Cat.

There is a moral to this story......

(Maybe not the one
most of you expect....
So, read on!)

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In the dead of summer a fly was resting among leaves beside a stream.

The hot, dry fly said to no one in particular,

"Gosh...if I go down three inches I will feel the mist
from the water and I will be refreshed."
There was a fish in the water thinking,
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches, I can eat him."

There was a bear on the shore thinking,
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches
that fish will jump for the fly...
and I will grab the fish!!"

It also happened that a hunter was farther up the bank
of the lake preparing to eat a cheese sandwich.... "Gosh," he thought, "if that fly goes down three inches...
and that fish leaps for it...
that bear will expose himself and grab for the fish.
I'll shoot the bear and have a proper lunch."


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Now, you probably think this is
enough activity on one river bank,

but I can tell you there's more....

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A wee mouse by the hunter's foot was thinking,

"Gosh, if that fly goes down three inches...
and that fish jumps for that fly..
and that bear grabs for that fish..
the dumb hunter will shoot the bear
and drop his cheese sandwich."

A cat lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought,
(as was fashionable to do on the banks of
this particular river around lunch time)
"Gosh...if that fly goes down three inches..
and that fish jumps for that fly ..
and that bear grabs for that fish
and that hunter shoots that bear..
and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich ..
Then I can have mouse for lunch."

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The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he
heads down for the cooling mist of the water.
The fish swallows the fly...

The bear grabs the fish..

The hunter shoots the bear..

The mouse grabs the cheese sandwich...

The cat jumps for the mouse..
The mouse ducks...
The cat falls into the water and drowns.



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NOW, The Moral Of The Story....


Whenever a fly goes down three inches,

some pussy is gonna be in serious danger.

Elbow pain....

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One day, Pete complained to his friend,"My elbow really hurts. I guess I
should see a doctor."

His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer in the drug store that
can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a
sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell
you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.00."

Pete figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine
sample and went to the drug store.

Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various lights started
flashing.

After a brief pause, out popped a small slip of paper,which read: You have
tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will be
better in two weeks.

That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how
it would change medicalscience forever, he began to wonder if this could
be fooled.

He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water,
a stool sample from his dog,
and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the
computer, poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.

The machine again made the usual noises, flashed
lights, and printed out the following analysis:

1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.

2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
shampoo.

3. Your daughter is getting screwed by three guys at
the same time and having urinary infection. Put her
on antibiotic and keep a track of her outings.

4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twin girls. They
aren't yours. Get a Lawyer.

5. And bastard,....... if you don't stop jerking
off, your elbow will never get better !!!!!!

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