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Saturday, October 20, 2007

random jokes

Q. Why doesn't a blonde talk during sex?
A. Because her mother told her never to talk to strangers.
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Jill: Are you concerned about not having a man in your life right now?

Mary: Why should I be concerned? I have a mechanic, a handy-man, and
a yard-boy. I have plenty of batteries, and my shower massage works.
~~

Linda, whose daughter had just given birth to a beautiful, healthy
baby, showed up for a lunch date looking less cheerful than Jill
expected.

"What's wrong," Jill asked. "Are you depressed by the fact that
you're a grandmother?"

Linda responded with a barely perceptible smile. "No," she said.
"It's just that I'm not crazy about having to sleep with a
grandfather."
~~

A pair of stage-door Johnnies are ogling the cuties who
are leaving the dressing room. "Do you see that redhead
over there? I feel like screwing her again."

"Wow," said his buddy, "Do you mean to tell me you've
been doing it with that great looking broad?"

"No, I felt like it before, and I feel like it now.
~~

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