Interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of
them.
INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?
YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light
HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.
MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked
SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion
INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?
SANTA SINGH: Last Night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst
stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it
was
over!!!!
