Tit for Tat

A very shy young man goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting

alone.



After an hour he gathers enough courage to go and ask her, "Er... Excuse

me, but would you mind if I sat here beside you?"



She responds in a loud voice : " NO, I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH

YOU!"



Everyone in the bar turns to stare at them.



The young man is surprised, shocked and embarrassed and goes back to his

table.



After a few minutes the woman walks over to him smiles, apologizes, and

says, "You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how

people respond to embarrassing situations."



The young man responds loudly "WHAT DO YOU MEAN FIVE THOUSAND

RUPEES. THATS TOO MUCH !"





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