in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does
not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving
back home In the States, he wakes one morning to find
his "tool" Covered with bright green and purple
freckles. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a
doctor. The Doctor, never having seen anything like
it, orders some Tests and tells the man to return in
two days.
The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says
"I've got bad news for you. You've contracted
Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of
here. We know Very little about it". The man looks a
little perplexed And says "Well, give me a shot or
something and fix me Up doc". The doctor answers "I'm
sorry, there's no known
Cure. We're going to have to amputate your "tool".
The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a
Second opinion".
The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead
if You want but surgery is your only choice".
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,
Figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The
Chinese doctor examines his tool and proclaims "Ah
yes, Mongolian VD.
Vely lare disease".The guy says to the doctor "Yeah
Yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My
American doctor wants to operate and amputate my
Tool?" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs
"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. They
Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"
"Oh Thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two
Weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"
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