When did it happen ?

A man's turn came after waiting in line watching St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Bad guys were going to hell and good guys were heading towards heaven.

"Your resume is blunt, but tell me one thing can you think of ever doing something of reasonable merit ?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man responded with confidence. "Once, I was on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of bikers on their way to Sturgis, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, "Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "Now I don't see that here, but you seem to havea sharp memory. When did this happen?"

"Oh, Just a couple minutes ago!"

Coincidence

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me, I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man. They clinked glasses and he asked,

"What are you celebrating?" "My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man. "I'm a chicken farmer and my last batch of hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

"I switched cocks," he replied.

" What a coincidence," she said