fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.
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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps
in the U.S ???
Because the people started licking the wrong side!
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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich,
Rich men wish they were handsome,
Bachelors wish they were married
& Married men wish they were Dead!
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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."
The guy says 'thanks for the warning'
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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife
after sex?"
He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"
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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where
others look for pleasure!!!
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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the
first man you are sleeping with?'
"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others!'
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