a raise in her wages.
When she asked her employer, the Madam was very upset
about this and
asked: "Now Jenny, please explain why do you want an
increase?"
Jenny: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want
an increase; the first is that I iron better than you."
Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Jenny: "The master said so."
Madam: "Oh."
Jenny: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Jenny: "The master did."
Madam: "Oh, really?"
Jenny: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?"
Jenny: "No Madam, the gardener did."
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