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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Second opinion....again..

An American tourist goes on a trip to China .. While

in China , he is very sexually promiscuous and does

not use a condom all the time. A week after arriving

back home In the States, he wakes one morning to find

his "tool" Covered with bright green and purple

freckles. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a

doctor. The Doctor, never having seen anything like

it, orders some Tests and tells the man to return in

two days.



The man returns a couple of days and the doctor says

"I've got bad news for you. You've contracted

Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of

here. We know Very little about it". The man looks a

little perplexed And says "Well, give me a shot or

something and fix me Up doc". The doctor answers "I'm

sorry, there's no known

Cure. We're going to have to amputate your "tool".



The man screams in horror "Absolutely not! I want a

Second opinion".

The doctor replies "Well, it's your choice. Go ahead

if You want but surgery is your only choice".



The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor,

Figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The

Chinese doctor examines his tool and proclaims "Ah

yes, Mongolian VD.





Vely lare disease".The guy says to the doctor "Yeah

Yeah, I already know that but what we can do? My

American doctor wants to operate and amputate my

Tool?" The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs

"Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. They

Make more money that way. No need to opelate!"



"Oh Thank God!" the man replies.



"Yes" says the Chinese doctor "You no worry! Wait two

Weeks. Dick fall off by itself! You save money"

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