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Friday, August 3, 2007

Jokes

Ladies hostel caught Fire. It took 1 hour to bring the
fire under control and another 3 hours to bring the
firemen under control.

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Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be
the first thought to come in your mind?

Husband: that you are a lesbian.


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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps
in the U.S ???

Because the people started licking the wrong side!

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Nobody is ever satisfied, Poor men wish they were rich,
Rich men wish they were handsome,
Bachelors wish they were married
& Married men wish they were Dead!

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A girl says to her boyfriend, "One kiss and I'll be
yours forever."

The guy says 'thanks for the warning'


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A Husband Was Asked: "Do you talk to your wife
after sex?"

He replied: "Depends, If I Can find a Phone"


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Definition of a Gynecologist: Someone who looks for
problems where

others look for pleasure!!!


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Man to wife on wedding night- "Are you sure I'm the
first man you are sleeping with?'

"Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the
others!'


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