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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Take a break

Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?

A: Your salary.

It comes once a month.

Lasts about 5-7 days

And if it doesn't come, it means you are in big trouble.



Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?

A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.



Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?

A: Because they are tired of using their own.



Q: What's common between men and video?

A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject.



Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?

A: A teabag.



Seven qualities to be a perfect wife:

Beautiful,

Responsible

Energetic

Adorable

Sweet

Truthful and

Self-Organized.

In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S



Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?

A: Both keep searching for new holes.





Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?

A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology.

When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.



Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as I have advised?

Lady: Doctor, I thought you had said 3 MALES a day.

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