Both are drinking joints
Both have restriction time on closing and opening timings.
Both are flashy.
When open, both drive men mad.
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Why women wear undergarments with flowers printed on them?
To pay tribute to men who got buried under them.
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Why was the sardar arrested in the political rally?
Because he saw a lady journalist going with a badge on her chest which said 'PRESS' and he did.
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There are 3 Male and 1 Female pencils in a box.
The Female pencil got pregnant!!
Which Male pencil is responsible?
THE ONE WITHOUT THE RUBBER
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Income Tax office asked a Prostitute why she puts her occupation as
CHICKEN FARMER.
She replied: I RAISED 500 COCKS LAST YEAR.!!
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Secretary saw her boss' pant's zip open, she tells him, "Sir your Garage door is open."
Boss : Did U see my FERRARI?
Secretary : I saw a small scooter with 2 punctured wheels.
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