Love Lust & Marriage

(Very True)





LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.

LUST- when your tongues meet across a crowded room.

MARRIAGE - When you try to lose your spouse in a crowded room.



LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."

LUST - When intercourse is called "screwing."

MARRIAGE - When intercourse is a town in Pennsylvania. There really is one.



LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.

LUST - When you argue over who gets the wet spot?

MARRIAGE - When you argue over whose idea it was to have kids.





LOVE - When you share everything you own.

LUST - When you steal everything they own.

MARRIAGE - When the bank owns everything.



LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.

LUST - When the relationship is over if you don't climax.

MARRIAGE - When . . . uh . . . what's a climax?



LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."

LUST - When you phone each other to pick a hotel room.

MARRIAGE - When you phone each other to ***** about work.



LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.

LUST - When all you write is your phone number.

MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.



LOVE - When your only concern is for your partner's feelings.

LUST - When your only concern is to find a room with mirrors all-round.

MARRIAGE - When you're only concern is what's on T.V.



LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.

LUST - When you only see each other naked.

MARRIAGE - When you never see each other awake.



LOVE - When your heart flutters every time you see them.

LUST - When your groin twitches every time you see them.

MARRIAGE - When your wallet empties every time you see them.



LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.

LUST - When the song on the radio determines how you do it.

MARRIAGE - When you listen to talk radio.



LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.

LUST - When staying together is something you try not to think about.

MARRIAGE - When just getting through the day is your only thought.



LOVE - When you're only interested in doing things with your partner.

LUST - When you're only interested in doing things TO your partner.

MARRIAGE - When you're only interested in your golf score.



LOVE - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and talk.

LUST - When a rainy day means more time to stay inside and have sex.

MARRIAGE - When a rainy day means it's time to clean the basement.



LOVE - You only leave the house to buy coffee and doughnuts.

LUST - You only leave the house to buy condoms and Vaseline.

MARRIAGE - You only leave the house when you're allowed.

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