Maid and the madam

Jenny, who worked in a home as a maid sought

a raise in her wages.

When she asked her employer, the Madam was very upset

about this and

asked: "Now Jenny, please explain why do you want an

increase?"

Jenny: "Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want

an increase; the first is that I iron better than you."

Madam: "Who said you iron better than me?"

Jenny: "The master said so."

Madam: "Oh."

Jenny: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Madam: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"

Jenny: "The master did."

Madam: "Oh, really?"

Jenny: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Madam (very upset now): "Did the master say so as well?"

Jenny: "No Madam, the gardener did."





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