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Saturday, July 28, 2007

FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD

Four guys, One each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA were to be
Interviewed for a prestigious job. One common question was asked to all 4 of
them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly in
your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose Motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last Night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst
stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHTS, it
was
over!!!!

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